The dog food/water bowls
Tampons
The toilet brush
The humidifier
The dog's tail (or feet or ears or hair)
Daddy's glasses
Anya's ponytail
Sharpie's
The dishwasher
The one electrical outlet I forgot to plug
Toilets
Stairs
Wire hangers
Door locks
The washer or dryer (inside or out)
Remote controls
The volume knob on the stereo
Dog Bones
Mommy's textbooks
Dirty underwear
Toilet paper
Oh hell. Fine. Have it.
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2 comments:
LOL!!! Been there!! :)
Totally been there. Can't believe some of the things I've let my daughter play with just to keep the peace.
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